Previously, on Sara...

I want to cry a bit.

I’m not going to be any fun tonight.

Goodnight, I suppose.

kapanet:

When you’re feeling down guys, just remember:

There’s rated M Madagascar fanfiction.

(via dapperlove)

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

(via witch-of-pittenweem)

seafiish:

alright it’s

(via jewishvengeance)

I think one of my major problems in life is my lack of motivation to do anything, ever.

Ooh, here comes the pain.

BODY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT FUNCTION AS A BODY SHOULD?

There’s an ad on TV for something called a ‘Duvet Suit’

with the tagline “It’s like an ugg boot for your whole body!”

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME WANT IT? BECAUSE THAT IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE TAGLINE. 

My mother: “You should buy me one of those.”

buttgenie:

maybe one day i’ll use standard capitalization

buT NOT TOdAY

(via punchyouinthecupcake)

sometimes I think about my own character development

(via reekrhymes)