I want to cry a bit.

I’m not going to be any fun tonight.

Goodnight, I suppose.

#ignore me

#pointless text post

kapanet:

When you’re feeling down guys, just remember:

There’s rated M Madagascar fanfiction.

(via dapperlove)

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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

(via witch-of-pittenweem)

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#I don't know my queue got a bit crazy

I think one of my major problems in life is my lack of motivation to do anything, ever.

#pointless text post

#let's get to know sara

Anonymous

#SLOTH2012 - #BenForSchoolCaptain

#my blog is not your whore

#take your self-promotion elsewhere

#this is not twitter

I don’t always have friends, but when I do, this is how they treat me

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#ben it's okay don't stress we're still cool

Ooh, here comes the pain.

BODY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU NOT FUNCTION AS A BODY SHOULD?

#health business

#what is wrong with my body?

#i love you but you need to check yourself

#pointless text post

Your worst enemy sends me stuff. You should prove how much better you are by sending one of these:

  • Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  • Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  • Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
  • Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
  • Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
  • Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
  • Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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#this is a better desperate plea for attention

#I just want you all to knooow me

#not in a biblical sense

#(I'm lonely all the time)

There’s an ad on TV for something called a ‘Duvet Suit’

with the tagline “It’s like an ugg boot for your whole body!

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME WANT IT? BECAUSE THAT IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE TAGLINE. 

My mother: “You should buy me one of those.”

#duvet suit

#why

#why would you do that

#I don't understand

#anecdote time

#pointless text post

sometimes I think about my own character development

(via reekrhymes)

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